OSIRIS ([info]elephantsaw) wrote,
@ 2004-08-31 21:49:00
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coolio jets + double j-piddy
republican national convention,
oh shit, lenny kravitz and that dude from gangsta's paradise (stevie wonder) are on the vmas!
wow.

the only person uglier than new millennium lenny kravitz is sarah jessica parker. i will never purchase anything from the gap. the movie "war games" is forever tainted by her marriage to m-biddy, matthew broderick.
and godzilla. her tentacles of ugliness ruin everything. famine be unto thee.

this is an o-diddy to my planet.

p-diddy got a mohawk.
how can the beastie boys be from all five boroughs?

"maybe they move a lot."

arnold.
winking g.h.w. biddy.

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[info]vasalyssa
2004-08-31 08:50 pm UTC (link)
i had that exact same pattern of thought about lenny and sarah jessica parker on sunday. i really hate both of them. i hate gap commercials. they are almost as terrible as old navy commercials. well, maybe they're worse, depending on my mood.

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[info]elephantsaw
2004-09-01 05:17 am UTC (link)
they should remake dumb and dumber but as ugly people.

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the SJP
[info]isobel78
2004-09-01 07:00 am UTC (link)
I've been preaching the ugliness of SJP for years! She's a total transvestite, it's so obvious. Is it really that far of a stretch to think that Matthew Broderick could be gay?

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[info]yammoinpajamos
2004-09-01 08:54 am UTC (link)
ah man, don't ruin matthew broderick for me! i was just hoping one day he'd put in some eyedrops and realize what an ugly ugly woman he married!

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[info]elephantsaw
2004-09-01 11:41 am UTC (link)
she eats bones.

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[info]elephantsaw
2004-09-01 11:40 am UTC (link)
maybe she's a witch.

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a million examples
[info]isobel78
2004-09-01 11:55 am UTC (link)
did you ever see "Ed Wood"? When she takes off her angora sweater?
*shiver*

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